Ok so yeah

OK OK, I admit the last post was weak as shit. But please just come back home, baby needs you.

I'm happy to announce the first Letter to the Editor for the Tanklad blog!

This one comes from my mommy! God bless her soul.

(regarding the post made on February 25th)

hi Adrian

FYI: they are commonly called "moobs" not man tits.

Love

yomama

Gee thanks mom, but I just don't see the grace in this!!

In other news, I am here and you are not.

These are my feet, probably the only parts of my body in which I take pride. Unfortunately I completely forgot to put sun tan lotion on my back, and I am completely burnt on that side.

Also, I found this typical kickass surfer van on my way from the beach. This will be my future dream car, which will compliment my dream home which consists of a giant bouncy castle with a ball pit in the living room.

On another side note, whenever I see a really cool vehicle, the first thing I think about is how it would look like in robot form if it were a transformer. I'm sure this one would just be a 2 story tall, chrome plated android of John McCrea from Cake.