Mountain Jam [The Arrival]

Well, the place was sweet. How could I tell it was sweet? It had a gate.


Second way I knew; the owner had a Big Mouth Billy Bass on the wall. Sweet, this guy was cool enough to buy one of those AND hang it up on the wall!


We also had fun with the other stuff he had lying about...

GO BLUERGHHRHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHURHURHURGH


Third indication, the place was in the middle of nowhere. Which is a big deal for me. Since I'm never in the middle of nowhere. Ever. We were in the middle of mountains where parrots, wombats, and kangaroos run around. Although, the only kangaroos and wombats I saw were roadkill. Hooray.


The weather was a little dull, but we still found things to occupy our vacation time. For now, lets skip to the next part.


Anyway, after our first day of merriment, we decided it was dinner time. However, the only things at the grocery store in the nearest one-horse town were powdered food mix and dog food. We managed to find a few cuts of steak and chicken, but today was powdered pasta and suspicious frozen garlic bread night!



After a meal fit for kings, we decided to end the night as kings as well. What better way to do this than a SLUMBER PARTY IN THE LIVING ROOM? We saw the Green Mile, although I voted for the Felix the Cat DVD we found under the TV.


ANYWAY THAT'S IT YEAH.

Oh yeah, one more thing. I have WORN THE UGG BOOT. Apparently guys wear them in Australia? But now I know why people would ever wear them at all... it's like walking on a field of SHEEP. The comfort and warmth is amazing, almost SINFUL.


I think that the girls of the US are ruining the reputation of ugg boots to keep them for themselves, so that anyone else who tries to wear them are exiled by society. Sheepskin boots are a natural right to every man, woman and child. CLAIM YOUR OWN JUSTICE by wearing the most COMFORTABLE GODDAMN THING ON EARTH.

One more thing. Heres a creepy horse that was staring at me during the longest red light I've ever lived through.